Reginald Bretnor

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A Fuller Explanation of Original Sin - poem by Isaac Asimov and Janet Asimov [as by Isaac Asimov and Janet O. Jeppson] Et Tu - poem by John Stallings Creation - poem by L. Sprague de Camp Stag Night, Paleolithic - poem by Ogden Nash An Epicurean Fragment - poem by Robert Hillyer Spaced Out - short story by Russell Baker The Coffin Cure - short story by Alan E. Nourse Silenzia - short story by Alan Nelson The Agony of Defeat - short story by Jack C. Haldeman, II Epitaph on Rigel XII - poem by Sherwood Springer Epitaph on Ceres - poem by Sherwood Springer The Snowball Effect - short story by Katherine MacLean Pâté de Foie Gras - short story by Isaac Asimov The Available Data on the Worp Reaction - short story by Lion Miller Imaginary Numbers in a Real Garden - poem by Gerald Jonas The Mathenauts - short story by Norman Kagan Coffee Break - short story by D. F. Jones Putzi - short story by Ludwig Bemelmans All Things Come to Those Who Weight - short story by Robert Grossbach Derm Fool - short story by Theodore Sturgeon The Heart on the Other Side - short story by George Gamow Blackmail - short story by Fred Hoyle A Slight Miscalculation - short story by Ben Bova A Subway Named Mobius - short story by A. J. Deutsch A Sinister Metamorphosis - short story by Russell Baker Something Up There Likes Me - short story by Alfred Bester A Prize for Edie - short story by J. F. Bone Isaac Asimov's "The Caves of Steel" - poem by Randall Garrett (variant of Parodies Tossed: Isaac Asimov's "The Caves of Steel" 1956) Neptune - poem by Sansoucy Kathenor [as by Sansoucy North] Pluto - poem by Sansoucy Kathenor [as by Sansoucy North] Jury-Rig - short story by Avram Davidson Protection - short story by Robert Sheckley The Self-Priming Solid-State Electronic Chicken - short story by Jon Lucas (variant of The Self-Priming, Solid-State Electronic Chicken) The Night He Cried - short story by Fritz Leiber The Big Pat Boom - short story by Damon Knight The Adventure of the Solitary Engineer - short story by John M. Ford Report on "Grand Central Terminal" - short story by Leo Szilard Ad Astra, Al - poem by Mary W. Stanton They'll Do It Every Time - short story by Cam Thornley No Homelike Place - short story by Dian Girard (variant of No Home-Like Place) Simworthy's Circus - short story by Larry T. Shaw A Growing Concern - short story by Arnie Bateman The Vilbar Party - short story by Evelyn E. Smith A Pestilence of Psychoanalysts - short story by Janet Asimov [as by J. O. Jeppson] Death of a Foy - short story by Isaac Asimov The One Thing Lacking - poem by Isaac Asimov The Merchant of Stratford - short story by Frank Ramirez The Wheel of Time - short story by Robert Arthur Quit Zoomin' Those Hands Through the Air - short story by Jack Finney The Adventure of the Global Traveler or: The Global Consequences of How the Reichenbach Falls into the Wells of Iniquitie - short story by Anne Lear Pebble in Time - short story by Avram Davidson and Cynthia Goldstone Ahead of the Joneses - short story by Al Sarrantonio The Pinch Hitters - short story by George Alec Effinger (variant of The Pinch-Hitters) Swift Completion - poem by Brad Cahoon A Skald's Lament - poem by L. Sprague de Camp The Stunning Science Fiction Caper - short story by Thomas N. Scortia [as by Gerald Macdow] I, Claude - short story by Charles Beaumont and Chad Oliver Out of Control - short story by Raylyn Moore Slush - short story by K. J. Snow An Unsolicited Submission - poem by Deborah Crawford Judo and the Art of Self-Government - short story by Kevin O'Donnell, Jr. Lulu - novelette by Clifford D. Simak The Splendid Source - short story by Richard Matheson MS. Found in a Chinese Fortune Cookie - short story by C. M. Kornbluth The Several Murders of Roger Ackroyd - short story by Barry N. Malzberg The Critique of Impure Reason - novelette by Poul Anderson One Rejection Too Many - short story by Patricia Nurse Bug-Getter - short story by Reginald Bretnor [as by R. Bretnor] The Last Gothic - short story by Jon L. Breen A Benefactor of Humanity - short story by James T. Farrell The Silver Eggheads (Excerpt) - short fiction by Fritz Leiber Adverbs - poem by E. Y. Harburg Dry Spell - short story by Bill Pronzini The Odds-On Favorite - poem by E. Y. Harburg MS Fnd in a Lbry - short story by Hal Draper

Editorial: Escape to Reality? - essay by Isaac Asimov Hellhole - short story by David Gerrold The Last Defender of Camelot - novelette by Roger Zelazny Bystander - short story by Alan Dean Foster Captive of the Centaurianess - novelette by Poul Anderson Longshot - short story by Jack C. Haldeman, II The Jaren - novella by Barry B. Longyear [as by Frederick Longbeard] The Magician's Apprentice - novelette by Barry B. Longyear How It Happened - short story by Isaac Asimov Through Time and Space with Ferdinand Feghoot !! - short fiction by Reginald Bretnor [as by Grendel Briarton] Ghosts - short story by Keith Minnion The Test Tube - poem by Ray Russell Keepersmith - novelette by Randall Garrett and Vicki Ann Heydron

The Hothouse Series - essay by Brian W. Aldiss Hothouse - novelette by Brian W. Aldiss The Nicholas van Rijn Series - essay by Poul Anderson A Little Knowledge - novelette by Poul Anderson The Wendell Urth Series - essay by Isaac Asimov The Talking Stone - short story by Isaac Asimov The Vermilion Sands Series - essay by J. G. Ballard The Cloud-Sculptors of Coral D - short story by J. G. Ballard Introduction to "Bridge" - essay by James Blish and J. A. Lawrence [as by James Blish and Judith Blish] The Cities in Flight Series - essay by James Blish and J. A. Lawrence [as by James Blish and Judith Blish] Bridge - novelette by James Blish Introduction to "Surface Tension" - essay by James Blish and J. A. Lawrence [as by James Blish and Judith Blish] The Pantropy Series - essay by James Blish and J. A. Lawrence [as by James Blish and Judith Blish] Surface Tension - novelette by James Blish The Feghoot Series - essay by Reginald Bretnor [as by Grendel Briarton] Through Time and Space With Ferdinand Feghoot - short story by Reginald Bretnor (variant of Feghoot XCVII) [as by Grendel Briarton] The White Hart Series - essay by Arthur C. Clarke The Reluctant Orchid - short story by Arthur C. Clarke Introduction to "The Ancestral Amethyst" - essay by L. Sprague de Camp Tales from Gavagan's Bar Series - essay by L. Sprague de Camp The Ancestral Amethyst - short story by L. Sprague de Camp and Fletcher Pratt The People Series - essay by Zenna Henderson Ararat - novelette by Zenna Henderson The Retief Series - essay by Keith Laumer Ballots and Bandits - novelette by Keith Laumer The Change War Series - essay by Fritz Leiber No Great Magic - novella by Fritz Leiber The Dragon Series - essay by Anne McCaffrey The Smallest Dragonboy - short story by Anne McCaffrey The Helva Series - essay by Anne McCaffrey The Ship Who Sang - novelette by Anne McCaffrey The Known Space Series - essay by Larry Niven A Relic of the Empire - novelette by Larry Niven The Berserker Series - essay by Fred Saberhagen Sign of the Wolf - short story by Fred Saberhagen The Slow Glass Series - essay by Bob Shaw Burden of Proof - short story by Bob Shaw The AAA Ace Series - essay by Robert Sheckley The Lifeboat Mutiny - short story by Robert Sheckley The In Hiding Series - essay by Wilmar H. Shiras Opening Doors - novelette by Wilmar H. Shiras The City Series - essay by Clifford D. Simak Aesop - novelette by Clifford D. Simak The Instrumentality Series - essay by John J. Pierce The Game of Rat and Dragon - short story by Cordwainer Smith Introduction to "The Game of Rat and Dragon" - essay by John J. Pierce Notes on Contributors (The Great Science Fiction Series) - essay by uncredited

Introduction: Masters of Science Fiction - essay by Isaac Asimov Good-Bye, Robinson Crusoe - novelette by John Varley Quarantine - short story by Arthur C. Clarke Cautionary Tales - short story by Larry Niven The Case of the Defective Doyles - short story by Martin Gardner African Blues - short story by Paula Smith The Missing Item - short story by Isaac Asimov The Black Widowers - poem by D. R. Bensen [as by Don R. Bensen] Perchance to Dream - short story by Sally A. Sellers They'll Do It Every Time - short story by Cam Thornley Will Academe Kill Science Fiction? - essay by Jack Williamson Heal the Sick, Raise the Dead - short story by Steve Perry [as by Jesse Peel] Home Team Advantage - short story by Jack C. Haldeman, II To Sin Against Systems - novelette by Garry R. Osgood Sure Thing - short story by Isaac Asimov Wolf Tracks - poem by Donald Gaither The Astronomical Hazards of the Tobacco Habit - short story by Dean McLaughlin Air Raid - short story by John Varley [as by Herb Boehm] Boarder Incident - short story by Ted Reynolds A Delicate Shade of Kipney - short story by Nancy Kress Through Time and Space with Ferdinand Feghoot - Twice! - short story by Reginald Bretnor [as by Grendel Briarton] The Small Stones of Tu Fu - short story by Brian W. Aldiss Polly Plus - short story by Randall Garrett The Several Murders of Roger Ackroyd - short story by Barry N. Malzberg [as by Barry Malzberg] On the Martian Problem - short story by Randall Garrett A Choice of Weapons - short story by Michael Tennenbaum Low Grade Ore - novelette by Kevin O'Donnell, Jr. Dance Band on the Titanic - novelette by Jack L. Chalker [as by Jack Chalker]

This story began Bretnor's long-running series of humorous science fiction tales about Papa Schimmelhorn and his family. A classic! (Published: 1950)

A loint of paw / Isaac Asimov -- The advent on Channel Twelve / C.M. Kornbluth -- Plaything / Larry Niven -- The misfortune cookie / Charles E. Fritch -- I wish I may, I wish I might / Bill Pronzini -- FTA / George R.R. Martin -- Trace / Jerome Bixby -- The ingenious patriot / Ambrose Bierce -- Zoo / Edward D. Hoch -- The destiny of Milton Gomrath / Alexei Panshin -- The devil and the trombone / Martin Gardner -- Upstart / Steven Utley -- How it all went / Gregory Benford -- Harry Protagonist, brain-drainer / Richard Wilson -- Peeping Tommy / Robert F. Young -- Starting from scratch / Robert Sheckley -- Corrida / Roger Zelazny -- Shall the dust praise thee? / Damon Knight -- Bug-getter / R. Bretnor -- The deadly mission of Phineas Snodgrass / Frederik Pohl -- Fire sale / Laurence M. Janifer -- Safe at any speed / Larry Niven -- The masks / James Blish -- Innocence / Joanna Russ -- Kin / Richard Wilson -- The long night / Ray Russell -- Sanity clause / Edward Wellen -- If at first you don't succeed, to hell with it! / Charles E. Fritch -- The question / Laurence M. Janifer and Donald E. Westlake -- The perfect woman / Robert Sheckley -- The system / Ben Bova -- Exile to hell / Isaac Asimov -- Inaugural / Barry N. Malzberg and Bill Pronzini -- Martha / Fred Saberhagen -- Kindergarten / Fritz Leiber -- Landscape with sphinxes / Karen Anderson -- The happiest day of your life / Bob Shaw -- The worlds of Monty Willson / William F. Nolan -- Punch / Frederik Pohl -- Doctor / Henry Slesar -- The man from when / Dannie Plachta -- Crying willow / Edward Rager -- January 1975 / Barry N. Malzberg -- Mail supremacy / Hayford Peirce -- Mistake / Larry Niven -- Half-baked publisher's delight / Jeffrey S. Hudson and Issac Asimov -- Far from home / Walter S. Tevis Swords of Ifthan / James Sutherland -- Argent blood / Joe L. Hensley -- Collector's fever / Roger Zelazny -- Sign at the end of the universe / Duane Ackerson -- Stubborn / Stephen Goldin -- The re-creation / Robert E. Toomey, Jr. -- The better man / Ray Russell -- Oom / Martin Gardner -- Merchant / Henry Slesar -- Don't fence me in / Richard Wilson -- The die-hard / Alfred Bester -- The first / Anthony Boucher -- Eripmav / Damon Knight -- Feeding time / Robert Sheckley -- The voice from the curious cube / Nelson Bond -- I'm going to get you / F.M. Busby -- The room / Ray Russell -- Dry spell / Bill Pronzini -- Bohassian learns / William Rotsler -- Star bride / Anthony Boucher -- Latest feature / Maggie Nadler -- Chief / Henry Slesar -- After you've stood on the log at the centre of the universe, what is there left to do? / Grant Carrington -- Maid to measure / Damon Knight -- Eyes do more than see / Isaac Asimov -- Thang / Martin Gardner -- How now purple cow / Bill Pronzini -- Revival meeting / Dannie Plachta -- Prototaph / Keith Laumer -- The rocket of 1955 / C.M. Kornbluth -- Science fiction for telepaths / E. Michael Blake -- Kindergarten / James E. Gunn -- A little knowledge / Paul Dellinger -- A cup of hemlock / Lee Killough -- Present perfect / Thomas F. Monteleone -- A lot to learn / Robert T. Kurosaka -- The amphibious cavalry gap / James E. Thompson -- Not counting bridges / Robert L. Fish -- The man inside / Bruce McAllister -- The Mars stone / Paul Bond -- Source material / Mildred Downey Broxon -- The compleat consummators / Alan E. Nourse -- Examination day / Henry Slesar -- The sky's an oyster; the stars are pearls / Dave Bischoff -- The man who could turn back the clock / Ralph Milne Farley -- Patent rights / Daniel A. Darlington -- Alien cornucopia / Walt Liebscher -- The last paradox / Edward D. Hoch -- Course of empire / Richard Wilson -- Synchronicity / James E. Thompson -- Sweet dreams, Melissa / Stephen Goldin -- The man on top / R. Bretnor -- Rejection slip / K.W. MacAnn.

Contents: F&SF at 30 - essay by Isaac Asimov Fondly Fahrenheit - novelette by Alfred Bester And Now the News ... - novelette by Theodore Sturgeon Through Time and Space with Ferdinand Feghoot - short story by Reginald Bretnor (variant of Through Time and Space with Ferdinand Feghoot (F&SF, May 1956) 1956) [as by Grendel Briarton] Not with a Bang - short story by Damon Knight Flowers for Algernon - novelette by Daniel Keyes A Canticle for Leibowitz - novelette by Walter M. Miller, Jr. Love Letter from Mars - poem by John Ciardi One Ordinary Day, with Peanuts - short story by Shirley Jackson The Women Men Don't See - novelette by James Tiptree, Jr. Born of Man and Woman - short story by Richard Matheson Jeffty Is Five - short story by Harlan Ellison Ararat - novelette by Zenna Henderson Me - poem by Hilbert Schenck Sundance - short story by Robert Silverberg The Gnurrs Come from the Voodvork Out - short story by Reginald Bretnor [as by R. Bretnor] Dreaming Is a Private Thing - short story by Isaac Asimov Poor Little Warrior! - short story by Brian W. Aldiss Imaginary Numbers in a Real Garden - poem by Gerald Jonas We Can Remember It for You Wholesale - novelette by Philip K. Dick Selectra Six-Ten - short story by Avram Davidson Dance Music for a Gone Planet - poem by Sonya Dorman Problems of Creativeness - novelette by Thomas M. Disch The Quest for Saint Aquin - novelette by Anthony Boucher

Hellhole / David Gerrold -- The last defender of Camelot / Roger Zelazny -- Bystander / Alan Dean Foster -- Captive of the Centaurianess / Poul Anderson -- Longshot / Jack C. Haldeman -- The jaren / Frederick Longbeard -- The magician's apprentice / Barry B. Longyear -- How it happened / Isaac Asimov -- through time & space with Ferdinand Feghoot! / Grendel Briarton -- Ghosts / Keith Minnion -- The test tube / Ray Russell -- Keepersmith / Randall Garrett & Vicki Ann Heydron.

Includes contributions by Reginald Bretnor, Poul Anderson, Hal Clement, Norman Spinrad, Alan E. Nourse, Theodore Sturgeon, Jerry Pournelle, Frank Herbert, Katherine MacLean, James Gunn, Larry Niven, Jack Williamson, John Brunner, Harlan Ellison, and Frederik Pohl.

Brightside Crossing - novelette by Alan E. Nourse Clerical Error - novelette by Mark Clifton Silent Brother - short story by Algis Budrys The Country of the Kind - short story by Damon Knight Exploration Team - novelette by Murray Leinster Rite of Passage - novelette by Henry Kuttner and C. L. Moore The Man Who Came Early - novelette by Poul Anderson A Work of Art - short story by James Blish Horrer Howce - short story by Margaret St. Clair Compounded Interest - short story by Mack Reynolds The Doorstop - short story by Reginald Bretnor The Last Question - short story by Isaac Asimov Stranger Station - novelette by Damon Knight 2066: Election Day - short story by Michael Shaara And Now the News ... - novelette by Theodore Sturgeon