Scary Stories To Tingle Your Butt

A mummy racecar roars to life, excited to ride after years locked away in an ancient tomb! Legend says that the squeal of his tires will instantly make any man rock as rocks! If your butt is already tingling as ferociously as ours, then this is the collection for you. Presenting Chuck Tingle’s Scary Stories To Tingle Your Butt, Vol. 2, a seven book collection of the most bone-chilling tales to ever harden your bone.Within you will find the following masterworks of modern literature... HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRANKENSTEIN, NOW POUND MY BUTT TURNED GAY BY THE EXISTENTIAL DREAD THAT I MAY ACTUALLY BE A CHARACTER IN A CHUCK TINGLE BOOK I’M IN LOVE WITH THE HANDSOME MUMMY RACECAR IN MY BUTT DOMALD TROMP’S ASS IS HAUNTED BY THE HANDSOME GHOST OF HIS INCRIMINATING TAX RETURNS STRANGER POUNDS POUNDED BY MY HANDSOME GHOST BOATS ENGLAND’S ASS IS HAUNTED BY A HUNG PARLIAMENT

The phone rings and you answer immediately, finding the operator in a panic. “The call is coming from inside your butt!” they shout. If your butt is already tingling as ferociously as ours, then this is the collection for you. Presenting Chuck Tingle’s Scary Stories To Tingle Your Butt, Vol. 3, a seven-book collection of the most bone-chilling tales to ever harden your bone. Within you will find the following masterworks of modern literature... THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE YOUR BUTT WEREPLANE BUTT PARTY OPEN WIDE FOR THE HANDSOME SABERTOOTH DENTIST WHO IS ALSO A GHOST THE HANDSOME PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF AUTUMN TURNS ME GAY POUNDED BY THE HANDSOME ZOMBIE ELEVATOR WHO IS ALSO A LAWYER SENTIENT PHANTOM TWO TRUCK POUNDS MY BUTT THE BUTT FILES: THE CASE OF BIGFOOT’S WEINER Reader beware, you’re in for a boner!

A haunting organ fills the cathedral, beckoning you onward. Soon enough, a masked bigfoot emerges from the darkness: the butt pounder of the opera. If your butt is already tingling as ferociously as ours, then this is the collection for you. Presenting Chuck Tingle’s Scary Stories To Tingle Your Butt, Vol. 4, a seven book collection of the most bone-chilling tales to ever harden your bone. Within you will find the following masterworks of modern literature... THE TELL-TALE BUTT - MY ASS IS HAUNTED BY THE HANDSOME GHOST OF MY UNSAVED DATA AFTER A COMPUTER CRASH - THE FEAR OF THE UNKNOWN GIVES MY BUTT PAUSE BUT THEN I REALIZE HOW POWERFUL AND UNIQUE I AM AND WE POUND ENTHUSIASTICALLY - HAPPY BIRTHDAY DRACULA, NOW POUND MY BUTT - MY HANDSOME SENTIENT FACE MASK PROTECTS ME DESPITE THE RIDICULOUS CONSPIRACY THEORIES THAT HE WON’T ALSO HE POUNDS MY BUTT - THE BUTT POUNDER OF THE OPERA - CHUCK TANGLE POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY A KNOCKOFF BOOK THAT GLORIFIES A DEADLY TRAGEDY AND DOESN’T PROVE LOVE IS REAL THEN ACCEPTING THIS AS A SAD SIDE EFFECT OF MAKING WIDER POSITIVE IMPACT AS AN AUTHOR Reader beware, you’re in for a boner!

A terrifying scream rings out through the woods of Sleepy Butthole. Could this be the work of the Headless Buttwoman, a sentient pumpkin who’s always giving head but never receiving it? If your butt is already tingling as ferociously as ours, then this is the collection for you. Presenting Scary Stories To Tingle Your Lesbian Butt, a seven book collection of the most toe-curling tales to ever get you off. Within you will find the following masterworks of modern literature… THE SENTIENT PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF HALLOWEEN EATS ME OUT EATEN RIGHT BY A SABERTOOTH CAT AT THE PREMIERE OF THE BIZARRE AND FRIGHTENING FILM ADAPTION OF SABERTOOTH CATS THE MUSICAL THE LEGEND OF SLEEPY BUTTHOLE APIARIST LESBIAN TRACTOR WITCH MAKES ME CUM HARD SPOOKY SENTIENT LESBIAN CANDY CORN BUTT BUFFET FRIDAY THE 69TH BUTTLEJUICE