Chuck Tingle

Lucky Day is the latest from Chuck Tingle, USA Today bestselling author of Camp Damascus and Bury Your Gays, where one woman must go up against horrifying odds to save the world. Four years ago, an unthinkable disaster occurred. In what was later known as the Low-Probability Event, 8 million people were killed in a single day, each of them dying in improbable, bizarre ways: strangled by balloon ropes, torn apart by exploding manhole covers, attacked by a chimpanzee wielding a typewriter. A day of freak accidents that proved anything is possible, no matter the odds. Luck is real now, and it's not always good. Vera, a former statistics and probability professor, lost everything that day, and she still struggles to make sense of the unbelievable catastrophe. To her, the LPE proved that the God of Order is dead and nothing matters anymore. When Special Agent Layne shows up on Vera’s doorstep, she learns he's investigating a suspiciously—and statistically impossible—lucky casino. He needs her help to prove the casino’s success is connected to the deaths of millions, and it's Vera's last chance to make sense of a world that doesn’t. Because what's happening in Vegas isn't staying there, and she's the only thing that stands between the world and another deadly improbability...

When a strange tear in the cosmos appears within Earth’s annual path, the consequences are disastrous. For one night a year, the vast majority of humans now undergo a frightening mental change, transforming into hateful, rage-fueled zombies who will stop at nothing to satiate their desire for brutality. While not much is understood about this horrific mass hysteria, the demographic it effects is very specific: cisgender straight people. A few years after the first of these tragic events, four friends from across the queer spectrum look for safety in solitude, hunkering down in a remote desert cabin for what is now known as Saturation Day. With a vaccine available for straight people to curb their violent episodes, some predict the worst is over. Others aren’t so sure. As night falls, it becomes clear that survival isn’t guaranteed this Saturation Day. This is the first horror novella from two-time Hugo Award finalist Chuck Tingle.

Author, artist, visionary; there is no denying the incredible mark that Dr. Chuck Tingle has left on the world with his unique brand of erotic literature. By inventing the “tingler”, Chuck has forever changed the way that we will think about sexuality. But there is more to a tingler than just words on the page. The Art of the Tingle is a celebration of the cover artwork masterfully created by Dr. Tingle himself, critically acclaimed and passionately revered. Within, you will find full color prints of more than forty Chuck Tingle original covers, as well as their accompanying blurb and a quote from the book itself that will tingle you down to your very core. "By creating an online community in which his particular outlook — what he calls his “unique way” — is not just accepted but celebrated, Mr. Tingle has delivered a strong rebuke to the intolerant forces that used him as a prop in attacking diverse voices in the sci-fi world.” - The New York Times "The book's real, the review's real and I've finally found something to laugh about in this whole terrible mess.” - J.K. Rowling on “Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union”

The Tingleverse is a vast place, with infinite layers of reality that abide by only own steadfast rule: love is real. With all these potential universes, it was only a matter of time before twice Hugo Award nominated author, Dr. Chuck Tingle, began telling stories of love between ladybucks and their beautiful bigfoot, dinosaur, unicorn and living object partners. Collected here are seven such tales of lesbian love from deep within The Tingleverse; each one guaranteed to give you an erotic tingle down the spine. Featuring… THAT SENTIENT ICE CREAM SANDWICH IS LOOKING LIKE A SNACK BECAUSE SHE IS LITERALLY A SNACK EATEN OUT AT MERMOPED COVE MERCURY IS IN RETROGRADE AND SHE EATS MY ASS APIARIST LESBIAN TRACTOR WITCH MAKES ME CUM HARD MY MACARONI AND CHEESE IS A LESBIAN ALSO SHE IS MY LAWYER SPOOKY SENTIENT CANDY CORN LESBIAN BUTT BUFFET FRIDAY THE 69TH

Toobo loves the news, and after years of searching, he’s finally found a voice that he can trust with Buttbart.com. After a heated conversation with an old friend, however, Toobo is compelled to drop in on his favorite Buttbart commentator and get to the bottom of some serious allegations. Soon Toobo discovers that, not only is Buttbart a fake news site, but his favorite writer is actually a handsome unicorn named Yerno. Together, the two of them quickly discover that the news may be fake, but their boners are real. This erotic tale is 4,200 words of sizzling human on gay factually inaccurate unicorn action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, facials, and fake news writer love.

A mummy racecar roars to life, excited to ride after years locked away in an ancient tomb! Legend says that the squeal of his tires will instantly make any man rock as rocks! If your butt is already tingling as ferociously as ours, then this is the collection for you. Presenting Chuck Tingle’s Scary Stories To Tingle Your Butt, Vol. 2, a seven book collection of the most bone-chilling tales to ever harden your bone.Within you will find the following masterworks of modern literature... HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRANKENSTEIN, NOW POUND MY BUTT TURNED GAY BY THE EXISTENTIAL DREAD THAT I MAY ACTUALLY BE A CHARACTER IN A CHUCK TINGLE BOOK I’M IN LOVE WITH THE HANDSOME MUMMY RACECAR IN MY BUTT DOMALD TROMP’S ASS IS HAUNTED BY THE HANDSOME GHOST OF HIS INCRIMINATING TAX RETURNS STRANGER POUNDS POUNDED BY MY HANDSOME GHOST BOATS ENGLAND’S ASS IS HAUNTED BY A HUNG PARLIAMENT

Two-time Hugo finalist Dr. Chuck Tingle is well known in the realm of love and romance literature, but his brilliant artistic analysis extends much farther than just the written word. Now, the good doctor has confidently entered the world of cinema with his illuminating manual, Dr. Chuck Tingle’s Complete Guide To Film. Within this book you will find a deep and thoughtful exploration of the greatest movies of all time, spanning all genres and tackling such masterpieces as Teacher, O’ I’m Smarter Than Heck! and My Shark Is Too Big, My Shark Is Too Bold. You’ll also learn the ins and outs of the film industry, and of the notorious City of Devils where blockbusters are made and the stars are born. Let Dr. Tingle be your guide as you embark on a journey through the best that this powerful cinematic medium has to offer. Dr. Chuck Tingle's Complete Guides #4

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the ‘tingler’; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK “POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT” Buck Trungle is a world famous writer who is sick and tired of living in the shadow of his own books. But when his most recent novel, “Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt” contacts him out of the blue and threatens a lawsuit, it’s a fear that Buck must now face head on. Buck’s novel is looking to collect royalties on sales of himself, and Buck’s lawyer is urging the writer to settle out of court, but when author and book finally meet face-to-face things take a turn for the erotic. Soon enough, Buck is selling himself to seal the deal with this sentient novel, but can he give his ass away without giving a piece of his heart, as well? VAMPIRE NIGHT BUS POUNDS MY BUTT After an unfortunate hit and run, Rick suddenly finds himself relying on the Los Angeles public transportation system for his daily commute. It’s not so bad, but after boarding a mysterious night bus named Vlad, things quickly take a turn for the terrifying. Soon, Rick finds himself in a gothic castle with a gay bus who want’s to suck more than just blood, in an erotic encounter that will have your heart racing. SHARED BY THE CHOCOLATE MILK COWBOYS Billy Brucko is an unsung hero of the Wild West, a hard working cattle rustler who understands that one day he will be forgotten in the history of frontier expansion. That is, until Billy is entrusted with delivering a strange wooden box from the president. Not long after starting his journey, Billy finds himself up against a gang of chocolate milk bandits, and his only escape is to delve deeper into the mystery of this strange box and the big red button that lies within. Soon, Billy is at the center of a gay gangbang with these handsome cowboy beverages, but this is only the beginning of his inner dimensional trip into the Tingleverse.

Hugo nominated author Dr. Chuck Tingle is known for his wisdom in the realm of love and romance, but few are aware that his knowledge of sport is second to none. All of that changes with the release of Chuck’s second non-fiction manual, Dr. Chuck Tingle’s Complete Guide To Sport. Collected within this tome of invaluable sporting information are the rules, stories and strategies for all seven major league American baseball, basketball, soccer, football, wrestling, golf, and hockey. You will also find tried and true advice regarding sportsmanship, team dynamics, and sports betting, as well as the riveting tales of several world-renowned dinosaur, bigfoot, unicorn and living object athletes. Thanks to Chuck’s masterful prose, even the most casual sports fan can find something to enjoy about this incredible collection from Billings Montana’s most celebrated author. Ladies and gentlemen, the doctor is back. Dr. Chuck Tingle's Complete Guides #2

Author, artist, visionary; there is no denying the incredible mark that Dr. Chuck Tingle has left on the world with his unique brand of erotic literature. By inventing the “tingler” Chuck has forever changed the way that we will think about sexuality. But there is more to a tingler than just words on the page. The Art of the Tingle is a celebration of cover artwork masterfully created by Dr. Tingle himself, critically acclaimed and passionately revered. Within, you will find full color prints of seventy Chuck Tingle original covers, as well as their accompanying blurb and a quote from the book itself that will tingle you down to your very core. "Well Doctor, we obviously have a very magical connection. I love all your ideas, and I would say that handsomest dinosaur is Handsome Doctor." - Jeff Goldblum “Erotic fiction can be pretty formulaic, and even Slammed in the Butt by the Handsome Sentient Manifestation of Election Day falls into the typical pratfalls of the genre. But what Tingle accomplishes here is one impressive sexual twist that even I didn't see coming.” - Esquire Magazine

Everyone has a preferred pound, and this truth is an important part of what makes us special, important and unique. While some buckaroos enjoy the touch of a male bud, others prefer the embrace of a beautiful woman. This particular collection is for those who want it all, and prefer to express this bisexual attraction in a group setting. Bisexual Buckaroos: Seven Bi Group Encounters In The Tingleverse proves there’s more than one way to prove love is real. Included within are the following erotic tales: BISEXUALLY SANDWICHED BY MY SENTIENT PEANUT BUTTER HUSBAND AND OUR NEW LIVING JELLY GIRLFRIEND MY HUSBAND AND I FIND OUR UNICORN AND SHE’S A BIGFOOT ALSO MY HUSBAND IS A DINOSAUR WE ARE LOVING BISEXUALS AND THEY ARE LIVING BICYCLES SHE’S A SENTIENT SHAMPOO AND HE’S A LIVING CONDITIONER WHO WANTS TO POUND MY BUTT BISEXUAL POLYHEDRAL ROLE-PLAYING DICE ORGY SENTIENT BISEXUAL KETCHUP AND MUSTARD GET ME OFF BISEXUALLY BANGED BY MY LIVING LEFT AND RIGHT HEADPHONE

Across the wide world of the Tingleverse, one thing is love is real But, for many buckaroos, their preferred kind of love has nothing to do with sex or romance. Whether asexual or just not feeling it at the moment, this collection of completely sexless tales is perfect for the desires of any readers who are looking for a non-sexual trip through the alternate timelines of Dr. Chuck Tingle. NOT POUNDED BY MY SOUL-CRUSHING JOB BECAUSE I QUIT NOT POUNDED BY MY BOOK “POUNDED BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF THE SHOCKINGLY MASSIVE IMPORTANCE OF PRE-ORDERS WHEN SUPPORTING AUTHORS YOU ENJOY IN THE TRADITIONAL PUBLISHING INDUSTRY” BECAUSE IT’S SO IMPORTANT I HAD TO WRITE ANOTHER BOOK ABOUT IT THAT WASN’T EXPLICIT TO REACH AN EVEN WIDER AUDIENCE NOT POUNDED BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF THIS SPAM EMAIL BECAUSE IGNORING MY PERSONAL BOUNDARIES IS ALWAYS A DEAL-BREAKER NO MATTER HOW COMPATIBLE WE MIGHT SEEM IN OTHER WAYS NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS NOT POUNDED BY TWIDDOR CHECKMARKS BECAUSE I BLOCKED EVERY PERSON WHO HAS ONE, DESPITE ELON MORK STANDING OUTSIDE MY HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT CRYING AND BEGGING ME TO JOIN TWIDDOR BLUE NOT POUNDED BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF MY OWN SCREENWRITING BECAUSE I’M ON STRIKE AND I DESERVE TO BE FAIRLY COMPENSATED FOR MY LABOR WHILE STUDIO CEOS TAKE RECORD SALARIES

With his genre-defining work, Space Raptor Butt Invasion, Chuck Tingle proved that even gay dinosaur erotica could be nominated for a Hugo Award, the most prestigious honor in science fiction. Nobody could have expected what would happen when the story continued. Collected here is the entire trilogy of Chuck Tingle’s history making Space Raptor Butt series. SPACE RAPTOR BUTT INVASION Space can be a lonely place, especially when you’re stationed by yourself on the distant planet Zorbus. In fact, Lance isn’t quite sure that can last the whole year before his shuttle pod arrives, but when a mysterious visitor appears at Lance’s terraforming station, he quickly realizes that he might not be so alone after all. Soon enough, Lance becomes close with this mysterious new astronaut, a velociraptor. Together, they form an unlikely duo, which quickly begins to cross the boundaries of friendship into something much, much more sensual. It’s not gay if it’s a man and a dinosaur, is it? SPACE RAPTOR BUTT REDEMPTION After a year stationed on planet Zorbus, astronaut Lance Tanner and his raptor lover Orion return home to find that they are not greeted as heroes, but as villains. Unbeknownst to Lance, his space travels have been funded by the villainous Scoundrels Inc, a corporation that has deep ties to the illegal trade of unicorn tears and a destructive mining project at the core of the earth. Now Lance is on trial for a number of false charges; from having connections to the wicked Scoundrels, to being too strange for space. The opposing lawyer argues that space is only for serious astronauts, and that love between a raptor and a man is giving space travel a bad name. Lance is arguing that there’s room to be weird in space. More importantly, Lance is arguing for the idea of love itself; that just because something comes out of darkness doesn’t mean it can’t become a beacon of light. Of course, this all culminates in a hardcore dinosaur on astronaut pounding that will have your jaw on the courtroom floor! SPACE RAPTOR BUTT ASCENSION Soon after blasting off on their mission to find refuge for the people of Earth 1 on the dinosaur inhabited Earth 2, Orion and his space raptor lover Lance find a spaceship stow away, the notorious CEO of Scounrels Inc, Vam Dox. Vam claims that his intentions are pure, but it’s hard to trust such a sad, strange man. After landing in Hugona, the planet capital of Earth 2, our heroes restrain Vam Dox and head off to secure an important diplomatic relationship with the pterodactyl president, but that’s when all hell breaks loose. Soon, Vam Dox is storming the capital with a band of rabid dogs, and Lance and Orion are wrongly taking the blame! Fortunately, Lance and Orion know that the only cure for evil this strong is to prove their love in a hardcore gay encounter at the steps of the capital building. When the smoke clears, will Vam Dox be revealed as the super villain that he claims to be, or a meek, lonesome manbaby who is starved for attention?

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the ‘tingler’; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the dinosaur variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. THIS AMERICAN BUTT HOSTED BY IRA ASS Jols Dorp loves passing the time during his long commute with podcasts and radio shows, and when his favorite show, This American Butt, holds a contest for the cutest butt in America, Jols jumps at the chance to enter. Soon enough, Jols is flying to Chicago to meet with the show’s host, a handsome stegosaurus named Ira Ass. When the audio starts rolling, things get heated between Jols and his new prehistoric friend. Eventually the pair ends up at Ira’s microphone-themed penthouse, where Jols learns the private side of public radio… in a hardcore anal pounding. SCHRODINGER’S BUTT A veteran scientific test subject, Chom Bullusk has managed to carve out a living for himself in the lab, but when he spots an offer for a five million dollar trial, Chom is not sure what to make of it. The danger typically mirrors the pay, but this money is good enough that Chom is willing to take his chances. Soon enough, Chom is learning that he has the perfect median butthole, a complete anal average of all mankind, and is perfect for this high profile study. But when the mysterious and handsome scientist Doctor Arper Schrodinger puts Chom’s butt in a box, things take a turn for the strange. Now Chom is traveling though a Tingleverse tesseract, pounded by every quantum superposition of his own past and future in an attempt to answer Schrodinger’s haunting question: Is the butt in the box gay, straight, or both at the same time? SPACE RAPTOR BUTT REDEMPTION After a year stationed on planet Zorbus, astronaut Lance Tanner and his raptor lover Orion return home to find that they are not greeted as heroes, but as villains. Unbeknownst to Lance, his space travels have been funded by the villainous Scoundrels Inc, a corporation that has deep ties to the illegal trade of unicorn tears and a destructive mining project at the core of the earth. Now Lance is on trial for a number of false charges; from having connections to the wicked Scoundrels, to being too strange for space. The opposing lawyer argues that space is only for serious astronauts, and that love between a raptor and a man is giving space travel a bad name. Lance is arguing that there’s room to be weird in space. More importantly, Lance is arguing for the idea of love itself; that just because something comes out of darkness doesn’t mean it can’t become a beacon of light. Of course, this all culminates in a hardcore dinosaur on astronaut pounding that will have your jaw on the courtroom floor!

Misha knows that chasing success in Hollywood can be hell. But finally, after years of trying to make it, his big moment is here: an Oscar nomination. And the executives at the studio for his long-running streaming series know just the thing to kick his career to the next level: kill off the gay characters, "for the algorithm," in the upcoming season finale. Misha refuses, but he soon realizes that he’s just put a target on his back. And what’s worse, monsters from his horror movie days are stalking him and his friends through the hills above Los Angeles. Haunted by his past, Misha must risk his entire future—before the horrors from the silver screen find a way to bury him for good.

Across the wide world of the Tingleverse, one thing is clear: love is real. But, for many buckaroos, their preferred kind of love has nothing to do with sex. Whether asexual or just not feeling it at the moment, this collection of completely sexless tales is perfect for the desires of any readers who are looking for a non-sexual trip through the alternate timelines of Dr. Chuck Tingle. NOT POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY ANYTHING AND THAT'S OKAY When Ken starts his day late for a very important presentation at work, he has no idea how much this small mistake will change the rest of his life. Soon enough, the handsome man is having several platonic encounters with a Unicorn Butt Cop, his bigfoot boss, and a shirtless dinosaur librarian.Eventually, Ken finds himself on a dinner date with the muscular dinosaur, feasting on a home cooked meal as the two enjoy each other's presence. But is their connection simply friendship? Or something romantic?One thing's for sure, it's definitely not sexual; and that's okay! NOT POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "NOT POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY ANYTHING AND THAT'S OKAY" AND THAT'S OKAY World famous author, Luck Dingle, needs a vacation. Taking a break from the cold of Billings, Luck travels to Hawaii only to discover that the sentient, physical manifestation of his latest book, Not Pounded In The Butt By Anything And That's Okay, has embarked on a similar journey. NOT POUNDED AT THE LAST SECOND BECAUSE CONSENT CAN BE GIVEN AND REVOKED AT ANY MOMENT AND THIS IS A WONDERFUL THING THAT'S IMPORTANT TO UNDERSTAND Blip is on the way to a white water rafting trip, but he's nervous about the adventure before it even begins. Fortunately, Blip finds himself with a wonderful and patient guide, a handsome bigfoot named Garto Grims who explains that, while the river may seem like there's only one path to take, there are actually several forks in the road, and it's always okay to stop entirely.As the attraction between Blip and Garto mounts, they suddenly find themselves locked in the heat of passion, and when Blip suddenly changes his mind about the encounter, he quickly learns that's okay! DRESSED UP HANDSOME AND NOT POUNDED BECAUSE COSPLAY IS NOT CONSENT Clippo loves science fiction, fantasy and comic books, but he's never managed to make it to a convention; until now. This weekend, Clippo and his friend Jorn are headed to Tinglecon, dressed up real handsome and excited to show off their new outfits.But when someone approaches Clippo inappropriately, security is quickly called. With the T-Rex head of security as his guide, Clippo has a front row seat in observing the world of self-entitled morons who think cosplay is consent. Clippo witness's a variety of tests that prove time and time again, these idiotic men have no idea what they're talking about. NICE GUY DINOSAUR DOESN'T POUND ME IN THE BUTT BECAUSE I'M NOT INTERESTED AND HE'S NOT ACTUALLY NICE HE'S JUST ANNOYING AND CREPPY AND DOESN'T RESPECT MY BOUNDARIES WHEN I TELL HIM WE'RE NOT ON A DATE When Montan learns that his local comic shop is holding a tournament for one of his favorite, old-school videogames, he desperately wants to go. Unfortunately, tickets have been sold out for a while, but when a fedora-wearing dinosaur named Prenko overhears Montan's dilemma, he offers an extra ticket. NOT POUNDED BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF MY NEED TO PLEASE EVERYONE BECAUSE SOMETIMES IT'S OKAY TO GIVE BACK TO YOURSELF Joey likes to help the people around him, and he's proud of that fact, but after fainting at work from exhaustion the man begins to realize that he might be wearing himself out. Unfortunately, when the physical manifestation of Joey's need to please everyone around him shows up, things go from bad to worse.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the ‘tingler’; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK “POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK ‘POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK “POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK ‘POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT’”’” The random spark of life doesn’t come very often, but every billion or so years there’s the chance of something extraordinary. This is exactly what happens when the world’s first digital life form gains sentience, created out of the primordial internet ooze of something called Rule 34.Rule 34 states: If something exists, there must be pornography of it. It is from this concept that a powerful nanobot being arises, wishing to be human but expressing himself the only way that he knows how, through the world of romance and erotica.This is the origin story of Billings, Montana’s most famous author, Chuck Tingle, but is it the only story there is? Could it hold the secrets of The Tingleverse, or will there be more questions than answers after Chuck’s hardcore encounter with a manifestation of his own living book from the future? POUNDED BY MY HANDSOME GHOST BOATS Back home for the summer after his first year in college, Ralph is ready to relax by the pool and catch some rays. Unfortunately, his family’s home is still haunted by the ghosts of several speedboats that died in a tragic marina fire at his father’s dealership.When the undead vessels show up with some cute guys they picked up from the beach, things immediately get frustrating for Ralph, but it’s not long before the jealousy kicks in and he realizes that the attention of these spectral ships is more important than he thought.Soon, Ralph is showing the boats that he knows how to party just as hard as any other beach bro, in a homoerotic ghost boat gangbang! POUNDED BY THE POUND: TURNED GAY BY THE SOCIOECONOMIC IMPLICATIONS OF BRITAIN LEAVING THE EUROPEAN UNION When Alex learns that Britain has decided to leave the European Union, he’s shocked by just hold normal everything seems. But the calm doesn’t last as Alex is suddenly accosted by a giant living coin from the not so distant future.In this horrific future where Britain has left the EU, four story busses lie strewn about the streets of London after a failed plan to cut costs, the Queen’s Guard have been replaced by flying reptiles with machine guns and the River Thames runs red with molten lava.Now Alex and his handsome sentient pound must travel back to the past and sway the vote for European solidarity, by proving that all you need is love.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the ‘tingler’; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the unicorn variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. FAKE NEWS, REAL BONERS Toobo loves the news, and after years of searching, he’s finally found a voice that he can trust with Buttbart.com. After a heated conversation with an old friend, however, Toobo is compelled to drop in on his favorite Buttbart commentator and get to the bottom of some serious allegations.Soon Toobo discovers that, not only is Buttbart a fake news site, but his favorite writer is actually a handsome unicorn named Yerno. Together, the two of them quickly discover that the news may be fake, but their boners are real. HEAVY METAL UNICORN LAWYER SINGS INTO MY BUTTHOLE LEGALLY Jorbit is a hard worker with a decent job, but the daily nine-to-five grind is wearing him down. Realizing that his life is completely devoid of any recreation or entertainment, Jorbit and his friend decide that the best cure for their blues is a night on the town, heading out to the local rock club to see heavy metal giants, Horns of Heck.Suddenly, a chance meeting with the unicorn lead singer, Grimble Chorns, has Jorbit reeling, and when he learns that Grimble is both a rockstar and a lawyer, all bets are off.Soon enough, the two of them launch a five-year legal battle in an effort to attain permits allowing Grimble to sing into Jorbit’s butthole, which will bring them together in ways they could’ve never imagined. THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SHUTS DOWN MY BUTT Grendy loves being a ranger at Bunderbo National Park, and when the federal government shutdown puts him out of a job, Grendy is absolutely devastated. Just when the ranger thinks it can’t get any worse, he learns that his butt is shut down, too.As civilization collapses around him, Grendy disappears out into the wilderness, building a log cabin and living off the land. It’s not until he meets Trento Reets, a handsome unicorn mailman on the run, that he realizes just how terrible things have gotten out there.Unfortunately, Trento holds a terrifying secret that can only be thwarted by an open heart and an open butt.

Through the history of prose there have been many tales that awaken the imagination and stir the soul, but true literary giants are few and far between. Still, some rare decades an author will come along to reshape the landscape of fiction forever, authoring true classics that stand the test of time and serve as historical landmarks for generations of readers to come. One such author is Chuck Tingle. Collected within are seven of Chuck’s greatest lesbian works, breathtaking journeys through the world of classic literature that will melt your heart and get you off. Featuring… Moby Butt The Legend Of Sleepy Butthole The Butt Of Monte Cristo Fahrenheit 69 Journey To The Center Of My Butt Pride And Pre-Judged Ass Do Androids Dream Of Electric Butts?

The legal system is fascinating, a complex world of legendary courtrooms and high-profile firms that overflow with tension and drama on a regular basis. Within the sensual realm of the Tingleverse, these stories are only more incredible, and Legally Pounded is a vivid gay erotica collection that puts the greatest of these tales on display. Prepare yourself, because this time you won’t need to take the law into your own hands, because the law will take you into theirs. THE TRICERATOPS LAWYER OBJECTS TO MY ASS NOT BEING EATEN AND MY CRACK LEGAL TEAM AGREES BECAUSE I AM REPRESENTING MYSELF AND AN ASS EATING SOUNDS AWESOME HEAVY METAL UNICORN SINGS INTO MY BUTTHOLE LEGALLY SEDUCED BY DOCTOR BIGFOOT: ATTORNEY AT LARGE MY DUNGEON MASTER IS A T-REX RULES LAWYER BUT FORTUNATELY I ROLLED A CRIT ON THE POUND MY BUTT CHECK YOUR HONOR, POUND MY BUTT GAY T-REX LAW FIRM: EXECUTIVE BONER POUNDED BY THE HANDSOME ZOMBIE ELEVATOR WHO IS ALSO A LAWYER