Scary Stories to Tingle Your Butt Vol. 3

The phone rings and you answer immediately, finding the operator in a panic. “The call is coming from inside your butt!” they shout. If your butt is already tingling as ferociously as ours, then this is the collection for you. Presenting Chuck Tingle’s Scary Stories To Tingle Your Butt, Vol. 3, a seven-book collection of the most bone-chilling tales to ever harden your bone. Within you will find the following masterworks of modern literature... THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE YOUR BUTT WEREPLANE BUTT PARTY OPEN WIDE FOR THE HANDSOME SABERTOOTH DENTIST WHO IS ALSO A GHOST THE HANDSOME PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF AUTUMN TURNS ME GAY POUNDED BY THE HANDSOME ZOMBIE ELEVATOR WHO IS ALSO A LAWYER SENTIENT PHANTOM TWO TRUCK POUNDS MY BUTT THE BUTT FILES: THE CASE OF BIGFOOT’S WEINER Reader beware, you’re in for a boner!