Grayson Queen

What exactly are you supposed to do with all that sticky change in your cup holder? Find out what not to do in this humorous first person diatribe.

The apocalypse floats in quickly as a horde of rampaging balloons strikes the city. A young couple struggles to find safety. But what they don't know is that things are going to get worse. Death, love and shotguns. Survival horror at its most ridiculous.

For some reason the toilet is squeaking and it’s getting louder every day. Now it’s the dead of night, the girlfriend is asleep, the apartment manager is asleep and the toilet is getting worse. What started out as a pee in the night may turn into something most foul. A quirky short story that twists and turns down a path of poor choices and unforeseeable futures.

This is not a children's book! Do not give this to a child whatsoever. It may look like a children’s book. It may read like a children’s book. It is not a children’s book. The content inside would give a child nightmares. It may even give YOU nightmares.

The planet's water supply is contaminated. What is left is being guarded by the military. But what does it matter when that will be eventually consumed too? This is a story of the last few days in a city without water and the accepted fate of one man who wasn't interesting or important enough to be on any ration lists.

Once again those of us who don't conform to society take to the high seas. They're still robbing from the rich, with monkey sidekicks, swords and swashbuckling adventures. A humorous social commentary with a bit action.