Zut, and other Parisians

"SIDE by side, on the avenue de la Grande Armee, stand the epicerie of Jean-Baptiste Caille and the salle de coiffure of Hippolyte Sergeot, and between these two there is a great gulf fixed, the which has come to be through the acerbity of Alexandrine Caille (according to Esperance Sergeot), through the duplicity of Esperance Sergeot (according to Alexandrine Caille)."