Addicted to "love"

"The last thing Sheriff Brody Carlton expected to find when he wheeled his state-issued white-and-black Crown Victoria patrol cruiser past the Welcome to Valentine, Texas, Romance Capital of the USA billboard was a woman in a sequined wedding dress dangling from the town's mascot-a pair of the most garish, oversized, scarlet puckered-up-for-a-kiss lips ever poured in fiberglass."